As a sign of solidarity with my friends back east who are experiencing blizzard conditions I made a key lime pie today.
You may not have known this previously, but a piece of key lime pie and a cup of chamomile tea are the perfect antidote to 80 mile per hour winds and 2-5 feet of snow.
The herbal infusion from the tea is good for muscle spasms (from shivering and shoveling) and the lime in the pie is good for colds and cracked lips (from exposure to the elements).
The proper dose is 1 slice every 12 hours until the storm passes or the pie is gone, whichever comes first. If symptoms persist it may be necessary to repeat the treatment.