we all fancy ourselves actors of the highest caliber
My suggestion for the entertainment at the Thanksgiving table this year? Make (or buy) yourself a couple of mustaches. There is no end to the amusement that can be had with a couple of sticks, some felt, and a camera.
Everyone at my house wanted to play. We all fancy ourselves actors of the highest caliber. I think it's pretty clear who the most versatile of us is though.