One of the best things about the holidays are the discussions that come up around the dinner table and over appetizers.
Like this year when Andrea admonished Bryce for buttering his ham and he told her there were no butter police in the area to stop him. Then she told him that in fact there were butter police and she was going to turn him in. Which prompted Chris to get out a business card and tell Bryce that he was actually a special agent in the butter division of the police department. Bryce took the card, carefully examined it, handed it back to Chris, and informed him - "there are no B's anywhere on that card so that can't be true".